Everyone has great memories of the kinds of valentines you'd get as a kid—simple artwork with terrible jokes! Well now that you're an adult, you know love is important 365 days a year. This book contains 30 postcards to mail or just leave on a pillow for the one you love. Each features retro art and bad puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, "You fill the vacuum in my heart," and a sandwich saying, "Gluten tag!" Each 4" x 6" postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book.